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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

why does the man appear fat he is

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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