- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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