How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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