Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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