Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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