- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A penis walks into a bar..

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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