- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

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