- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Justin Bieber

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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