a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dallen loves penis

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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