If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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Diarrhea

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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