- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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