A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Heskey time.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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