- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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