- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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