- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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