whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A penis walks into a bar..

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Alchohol.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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