- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Neither have I

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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