- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A man goes to the potty.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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