- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

you give like i give lomain

Once, I went to Peru.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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