whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

batman farted so hes retarded

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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