- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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