- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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