what do fish smoke? sea weed

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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VAL SUCKS

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Anti Joke

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