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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

- Helen Keller

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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