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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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