Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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su algato es en fuego

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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