- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Women's rights.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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