- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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