- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Im taking a shit right now.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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