John lazzaro likes dick

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H o m o comes out as homo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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