- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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