-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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No

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

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