- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

irish man drinking john smiths

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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