Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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4 hours later.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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