- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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