- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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12/23/2012

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

good looking women

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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