- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What did the boy reading a book do? Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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