I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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