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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Jovan

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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jsahgfvdjfhgdehv? oiyduhgfdushy

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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