Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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