- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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