- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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