- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

I <3 Hitler

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

What comes after 69? mouthwash

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

If the 49ers won the superbowl

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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