- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock Knock Come in

Eric is gay Ha

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