Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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