- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Katy Perry

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Faithful men.

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