- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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