Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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fridge

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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