- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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