Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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