- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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