- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

NEVER

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Justin beiber comment if u get it

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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