Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Drew Knowles is gay

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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