What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Knock knock knock OCD

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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