Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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