How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Lil Wayne

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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