homosexual rights to marriage

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Lil Wayne

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's funnier than 24? 25

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

European on my shoes, buddy.

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