Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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