- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

all these jokes are horrible now

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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