- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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