What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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i like turtles

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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