- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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