- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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