What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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