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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

all these jokes are horrible now

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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