- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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