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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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