- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

No it doesnt..

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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