3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Michael Brown

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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