a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Yellow People !!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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