- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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