- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

My cat just died.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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