toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

there once was a black man who played basketball

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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