- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A miserable man committed suicide.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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