- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Donald Trump

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

9/11 my birthday

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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