Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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