- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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