- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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