- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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