- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

NEVER

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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