Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Maths.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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