- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Justin beiber comment if u get it

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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