y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Badabing.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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