- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Robin get in the batmobile!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A guy at a baseball game....

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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