Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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