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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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