Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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