A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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