- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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