- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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