What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

^ That's not even funny ^

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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