- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Granny porn!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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