what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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