What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Knock Knock. Come in.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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