what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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woman's rights

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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