toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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guess what what ...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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