What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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