What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Apple hates Blackberry.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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