- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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