What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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black people swimming

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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