- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

A man did not like this site

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

The chickens have become self-aware!

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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