- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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