- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

A man did not like this site

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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