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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

One time i was sitting down

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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