Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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