- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

white or wheat? wheat please.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I will create more jobs for americans

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man was shot. He died.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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