- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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