- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

eoin burgin is fat

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

I will create more jobs for americans

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

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