- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

One, two, three, four and five

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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