- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

One, two, three, four and five

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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