- Anti Joke

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

If life gives you lemonade.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.