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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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