Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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The Qur'an

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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