Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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