Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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One, two, three, four and five

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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