A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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