- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Eric is gay Ha

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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