Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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