whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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