- Anti Joke

The Qur'an

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's just not right? Left

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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