- Anti Joke

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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