- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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