Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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