- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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