- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Chuck Norris.

kennah campion when she talks

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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