- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

I'm so punny.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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