- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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