- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

No it doesnt..

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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