- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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