- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

i'm hard

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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