- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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