- Anti Joke

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?