- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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