Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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