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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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