A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Anti Joke

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