- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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