- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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