What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Detroit has a low crime rate

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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