What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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men's rights activists

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Chlamydia

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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