- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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