Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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